Wednesday, December 31, 2008

NFL Playoff Predictions


Trying to predict the NFL is futile. You may be able to get 60% of the games right on a weekly basis if you're just going straight up, but picking against the point spread, it's nearly impossible to get >50% consistently. Those people in Vegas that set the spreads know what they're doing. You might as well just flip a coin if you're betting on the spread, no matter how much you think you know about football.

As far as the playoffs go, everyone I've heard or read this year seems to be looking for "this year's Giants" that will come on strong at the end of the year and win the Superbowl from a 5 or 6 seed wild card. I hate the reactive sports society we seem to live in these days, where everyone just seems to react to what happened most recently to determine what will happen next. It's ridiculous. Just because the Giants won the Super Bowl last year from the Wild Card doesn't mean it has to happen again this year with someone like the Ravens, Colts, Falcons or Eagles. Jesus people, think outside of the comfort zone for once. I know the Giants did it last year (barely, just barely, beat the Pats on a miracle play), and the Steelers and Colts before that, but that has no bearing on what will happen this year.

Everyone's darling (this year's "Giants") seems to be the Colts. Sure they finished strong, winning 9 in a row to close out the year, but I still don't see them winning it all. That Defense is just too weak, and their Offense, while still good w/ Manning and Wayne, has taken a step back from the past couple years. They beat up on a pretty weak schedule for much of their recent streak, and had to pull out some squeakers. Still, 12 wins is 12 wins, and they're a good football team. Just not a Super Bowl team.

This year's Giants? There is none. There doesn't have to be. Jeez.

Onto the predictions, which are sure to be completely wrong, but hell, I'll give it a shot based on my 17 weeks of NFL Sunday Ticket-watching this year:

Wild Card:

AFC
Chargers over Colts
Ravens over Dolphins

NFC
Falcons over Cardinals
Eagles over Vikings

Divisional:

AFC
Titans over Ravens
Steelers over Chargers

NFC
Eagles over Giants
Panthers over Falcons

Conference Championships:

AFC
Titans over Steelers

NFC
Panthers over Eagles

Super Bowl XLIII:

Tennessee Titans vs. Carolina Panthers


Yeah, right. Like I'm gonna predict this game and jinx my team even further? I'm already playing with fire by predicting the Titans make the Super Bowl. I'll predict this game, if and when we get there.

There they are. I'm sure it'll be fun looking back at this in a few weeks to see just how wrong I was. Maybe I should've just flipped a coin and see how that bracket turned out. I think I may do just that...

Happy New Year!!

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Titans finish the season 13-3, #1 seed, favorite in the AFC, and I'm still scared out of my mind...

Long time, no post-y. Don't worry, I'll make up for it now.

I don't expect my fears about the Titans to garner any sympathy from my friends, who are mainly fans of the Chiefs (2-14) and Rams (2-14. Also they're gay....), but I don't care. Look, I'm the one who predicted this could be a Super Bowl team way back during Week 1, as long as we had a QB who wouldn't mess too many things up. That's exactly what we got this year from Kerry Collins. Still, the Steelers game aside, this team just hasn't looked right for the last 5-6 weeks (ever since I attended the Jets debacle, coincidentally).

Look, I'm uber happy that we got the bye and homefield - hopefully some rest for Haynesworth, Vandenbosch and our offense will do them well. Still, the AFC is pretty stacked and pretty even this year. The one team I don't really fear in the 2nd round (the Dolphins), is the only team we can't end up playing (b/c they're the #3 seed, even though the Colts and Ravens have better records - stupid NFL). So that leaves either the Colts, Ravens or Chargers as our 2nd round foe. Great.

The freaking Chargers, led by Marmalard himself, beat us twice last year, once in the playoffs. I hate that team, hate their bitch QB, and I fear their offense. They are looking kinda scary hot right now, but maybe they just need an old fashioned beat down by a physical Titans defense to set them straight and shut them up - something they didn't have to face all year in the AFC West. Fear Factor (scale of 1-10): 7

I am one of the few people, apparently, that just doesn't think the Colts are that great this year. At least not nearly as good as they have been in the past 5-6 years or so. But still, it's Peyton Manning, and that bastard can win the game for them on his own. I don't think they're as good as 12-4 indicates, but Peyton is still Peyton, and has tormented us in the division for years now (even though we beat him in the only game that mattered vs. the Colts this season). Fear Factor: 6

And the Ravens? Man, they scare me the most. As I said before, I hate playing the Ravens. We beat them earlier this year, but that was due to a late "comeback" after we were down 10-3 for much of the 2nd half. The Ravens played better that game, but steady Kerry Collins came through at the end to get us the W. Now it looks like Flacco is much more poised than he was in the earlier meeting, so that added to their sick defense is a scary proposition. Plus, Ray Lewis is a scary mofo that always acts like he wants to eat your children. Or at least help you beat a murder rap by obstructing some justice. I hate when justice is obstructed. Let's just say I'll be pulling for the Fins to knock out the Ravens this weekend :) Fear Factor: 9


This all being said, I think the Titans have the best team in the AFC this year, and I see no reason why we shouldn't win 2 and be playing in Tampa for SuperBowl XLIII in a few weeks. It's just a matter of making sure the team that shows up is the same one that beat the Steelers, Colts and Ravens this year, and not the one that laid that stinky egg vs. the Jets a few weeks back.

Oh, and by the way, Steelers fans - you deserved this, you Terrible Towel-waving, obnoxious bastards:



If you really need something like this to fire you up next time we play, then I'm much less worried about your loser of a team than I was before. Stomp that towel, Len-fatty!!!

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Kerry Collins, Dominant Defense, and Justin "12-Gage", Shoot Undefeated 10-essee to 10-0...

I rule at cheesy fake newspaper headlines...

What to say about today's win. I'm still shocked. We looked so bad in the 1st half, both offensively and defensively. We had our 4th string corner and backup-backup D-linemen in there due to injures, but still, the Titans just flipped a switch in the 2nd half (just like last week vs. the Bears) and turned a 14-3 deficit into a 17-14 lead in like 3 minutes. Kerry Collins got it done through the air for the 2nd straight week, and Jeff City/Mizzou product Justin Gage (who's been plagued w/ a case of the dropsies this year) came up big with 2 long TD catches.

10 and freakin 0 - Undefeated!!! This line is getting old, but I can't believe it. I hope the Titans can treat me to a win next week vs. the 7-3 Jets, since I'll be in the stands cheering em on. Hopefully I can break my streak of never seeing the Titans win at games I've been to in Tennessee. 0-for-4 so far. At least the law of averages is in my favor...

Go Titans!!!

Friday, November 14, 2008

MSU Bears Basketball - Game #1 @Auburn tonight

According to this, we're gonna be a bit shorthanded tonight:

"Junior guard Justin Fuehrmeyer has joined the ranks of walking wounded and won't make the trip. He's sidelined an estimated four weeks after severely spraining an ankle during Wednesday's practice.

Also on the injury list: freshman guard Derron Hobbs (ankle sprain, out 2-3 weeks); freshman forward Dominick Brumfield (stress fracture in right foot, out 4-6 weeks) and senior guard Shane Laurie (post-concussion symptoms, out indefinitely).
...
Martin's revised starting five, as of this morning, is a big unit: Spencer Laurie (6-1) and Chris Cooks (6-4) at guards; Ryan Jehle (6-6) and Wade Knapp (6-8) at forwards and Isaiah Rhine (6-10) at center.

The bench (which will have more open seats than tonight's Eagles concert in JQH Arena) will find a trio of frehsmen: forwards John Hayward-Mayhew and Kyle Weems and guard Cardell McFarland."



Wow. Rhine starting? I was really hoping we could limit Rhine's minutes this year and let him develop some more. 3 freshman as our only bench players? But I guess Cuonzo is left with few options but to require big minutes from everyone that's healthy. Maybe it's a good thing this first game isn't on TV. I guess we'll see (or hear, from Art) what our boys can do tonight. Although Auburn isn't that great of a team, even though they're SEC, I think with the huge amount of injuries, the amount of newcomers/inexperienced players that will be playing big minutes tonight, and the fact that it's on the road - if the Bears keep this thing within single digits, I'll be excited.

Go Bears!!

Monday, November 10, 2008

Missouri State Basketball - Impressions after the two Exhibition games















This will serve as a supplement/expansion to Matt's excellent introductory round-up of the opening impressions of the team.

Fun fact: Did you know Coach Cuonzo was 0 for 7 from three-point range in his first 2 years at Purdue? After that, did you know in his next two years he was among the NCAA leaders from three, going 179-390 (45.9%) in his junior and senior seasons? Man, you think he might have run some more plays for Ahearn (i.e. any...) if he was the coach here back a few years back?

Anyway, I went to the 1st half of the first Exhibition game, then most of tonight's 2nd Exhibition game. Overall impression of the team is...sloppy. Especially the first game. They were a tad sharper tonight, but still pretty sloppy overall. But I guess that should be expected from a team that has so many newcomers and inexperienced guys playing big minutes. The outside game looked alright - several guys on this team can knock it down from 3. Though I did notice several shots over the 2 games with guys who were right on the line, for essentially a 20 foot 2-pointer. This will probably happen early on in the season for all teams as the players adjust to the new 3 point line, which is now at 20'9" (one foot farther back). Overall, I was pretty impressed w/ Spence, Cooks, Weems and McFarland from the outside. Fury has yet to find his stroke through these first 2 games though.

As far as the inside game, I'm not sure it's fair to judge vs. the competition that was in our first 2 games. The first team had like a few guys who were around 6'7", and that was the extent of their "big men." Knapp looked pretty good against them. Tonight, the East Central team from Oklahoma did have a 6'10" guy that presented a more stout challenge to our big men, and they looked worse than in the first game. Knapp had a Drew Richards-esque first half tonight, with like 4 points, 2 quick fouls, and maybe 6 total minutes played due to the foul trouble. He stepped it up a bit in the 2nd half and started to look better. Looks like he had a good stroke at the line though, and it should be a nice change to have our big guy be able to hit more than 40% of his FT's.

Continuing on the inside game, I didn't get to see Creekmore play due to eligibility (as Matt said, he'll be available 2nd semester), but I did get to see Isaiah Rhine give it a shot in the post. He looks really raw. Kinda slow too. Maybe like a shorter, smaller, rawer version of JP Nelson. But he's a freshman, and I wouldn't expect much from him this year, aside from hopefully some signs of development. Overall, it's tough to give an accurate gauge of our inside prowess, b/c of the lack of size we were going against. Although the MVC is hardly a big guy-centric league, we will be facing a lot taller and bigger guys as the conference season wears on. We're probably gonna have to outsmart, outquick and outhustle the opposition on the inside this year, b/c we probably don't have the size to body up with most teams.

I've heard a lot of Cuonzo wanting to instill a new and ferocious defense-centric philosophy first, which is probably needed because we may have trouble scoring points this year. I did like some of the ball pressure I saw, and we seemed to get in a lot of passing lanes for tons of steals in the Exhibition games. I did see a lot of our guards get blown by far too easily on the perimeter, but it seems like we have a lot of potential quickness on the defensive perimeter - maybe the guys just need some more practice and conditioning with Cuonzo's intense defensive plan.

As far as the individual players go, I'll give brief summaries of what I've seen so far:

Chris Cooks #3

He's our best player this year, probably by a long ways. He will likely lead the team in points, shots, minutes, steals, hustle plays, and maybe even rebounds. The guy just goes, all the time. That results in a lot of hustle steals, fastbreak finishes, and plenty of inside rebounds/put backs. Also plenty of turnovers and out of control plays, though he seems to have had fewer TO's in the first 2 games. I can't really say he's great at any single thing, but he's above-average-to-good at just about everything. Even though he's only 6'4", he can play the 1, 2, and 3 spots, and even occasionally play the 4 spot, just because he's such a bulldog in there. A definite starter.

Wade Knapp #15

I'd agree w/ Matt and say he looks a LOT better this year. More aggressive, better inside moves, decent touch inside, and just overall looks more comfortable. He's 6'8", and will probably play the 5 spot in our lineup, which means he'll be going up against every team's biggest guy every night. I hope he can hold up on the defensive end. A definite starter.

Spencer Laurie #10

As much as I like to give Splaurie crap (his new nickname, due to the "Sp. Laurie" name on the back of the jersey this year), I'd have to say he's looked pretty good so far in the 2 games. He was definitely more aggressive w/ the outside shot tonight, and knocked down several 3's. No doubt when he gets hot, he's pretty darn good, I fear that he's too passive most of the time, and will tend to drift out of games if he doesn't get his shots early. He also doesn't take enough shots from inside the 3 point line - he needs to get by his guy(which he can) and look for his shot from 15 feet and in more often. He's a senior, and needs to be a leader this year - no time for passiveness. Likely a starter, and will get big minutes.

Shane Laurie #12

I guess he'll be Shlaurie this year. He's concussed, so I haven't seen him play this year. You know what you get from him though - good defensive tenacity, some breakaway layups, and the occasional 3-pointer. Not sure his status now, but will probably get good minutes as a senior.

Justin Fuehrmeyer #00

I love the Fury, but what's the deal with the double zeros? I mean, who picks 00 as their jersey number of choice, outside of 7-footers? He has yet to find his shot this year, but I love the Fury. He's more aggressive than the Lauries on offense, but not as good as an on-the-ball perimeter defender. Off and on starter, and should log big minutes.

Deron Hobbs #1

He didn't play tonight, but I saw him in the first game. He's rail-thin, and looks like he should be really quick. However, I was not that impressed with his ability to get by defenders with the ball, and he was often blown by on the dribble by the inferior competition of our first Exhibition opponent. I didn't see him hit any outside shots, or inside shots that I can recall, for that matter. Seemed to turn the ball over a lot too. Overall, a rough first performance. I did hear afterward that he was just coming back from a knee injury during the first game, so that perhaps contributed to his lack of quickness and overall ineffectiveness. The knee could've been the injury that kept him out tonight. Not sure what to expect from Hobbs this year. A wild-card.

Cardell McFarland #23

Along w/ Hobbs, another small guard newcomer this year. Didn't play first game, but did play decent minutes tonight. I was much more impressed with him than I was Hobbs. Seems to have good range and quicks on the outside. Although he's a freshman, he is 21 years old, and unsurprisingly, seems more developed, comfortable and mature out there on the floor than our other freshmen. I was encouraged by how he looked tonight, and am hopeful he can be a contributer this year, likely off the bench behind the the more senior Lauries and Fury, but hopefully can log some quality minutes.

Kyle Weems #34

A 6'6" redshirt freshman this year. Again, I agree w/ Matt - he's looked pretty good so far though the first two games. Like McFarland, looks less raw and more comfortable out there on the floor than our other new guys likely to log big minutes this year. He seems to have a good outside game, but I haven't really see him do anything on the inside. Seems to play bigger than 6'6" frame, seems to be pretty strong. Kinda reminds me of a smaller Blake Griffin from Oklahoma (though obviously not quite as good :) Should be able to log decent minutes off the bench, and could even start early on due to the lack of other guys w/ any sort of size on our team who have looked good. Word on the street (i.e. Art's show) is that Coach thinks Weems is our best offensive threat, but a big defensive liability, and will need to improve on the defensive end in order to get good minutes this year. I'm optimistic about the ceiling of this guy.

John Hayward-Mayhew #31

6'8" freshman from Oregon. Not really anything memorable from him through the first two games. Nothing great, but nothing really bad I can recall either. Not sure what to expect from him.

Dominick Brumfield #32

6'7" freshman from prep school in California. Didn't play the first game. Played tonight, but again, like Hayward-Mayhew, nothing too memorable. Seemed to handle the rock decently off the dribble, but for some reason, he ended up on the ground 5-6 times tonight, both on offense and defense. Again, not sure what to expect from him this year.

Isaiah Rhine #50

6'10" freshman from Versailles, MO. Played both exhibition games. Right now, looks as raw as they come. Like Drew as a freshman - maybe more raw. Slow. Looks like he's wearing size 25 sneakers out there the way he's plodding around. I don't imagine he'll be playing too much this year, though he's one of our few guys with size, so maybe 5-10 mintues per game. I'm hoping to see some development as the season progresses.

Ryan Jehle #30

Last but not least, a 6'6" sophomore from Overland Park. Didn't play much last year. Has looked OK, I guess, through the first two games. I'm not sure what his game is. He doesn't seem to have that great a touch from outside. Has some decent bulk, but didn't really see him body anyone up in the post on offense. Again, not sure what to expect from him this year. Probably the 2nd or 3rd guy off the bench, and maybe logs 20 minutes or so per game. Maybe more if he develops a definitive outside and/or inside game.

I sat in the front row tonight for the game, and got to see Jehle up close. I was struck by how much this guy looks like Clint Baer. Seriously. Ryan Jehle - the lost Baer brother....


So that's it for my impressions after the first few games. I'm excited about the new season, the new Cuonzo regime, and seeing our new players develop. And oh yeah, the new arena, which will probably be the main attraction for people at the first several games (i.e. bandwagon arena fans). Unfortunately, judging by the rawness of the squad that I saw, and the schedule the first few games (Auburn, Cent. Michigan, Arkansas, Utah), I wouldn't be at all surprised to see a very slow start. But I'm willing to be patient this year and watch Cuonzo mold this squad into something we can hopefully be proud of at the end of the year, and for the years to come.

Go Bears!!!

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Titans remain undefeated, open up 3 game lead on the entire AFC...


Not the best game the Titans have played this year, but all that counts is that they got the W. The Bears decided to put 8-9 guys in the box the entire game, and completely shut down the run in the 1st half. No biggie - we'll completely change our offensive philosophy in the 2nd half, and let our 37 year old QB and our motley crew of average WR's take over the game. In the end, we rush for like 20 yards total, but Collins passes for almost 300 yards en route to victory.

This is surreal. I still can't believe the Titans are doing this. As I said earlier this year, I always thought the Titans were a great team, completely capable of realistically reaching the Super Bowl, but this season so far is unbelievable. No doubt that getting to 9-0 takes some lucky breaks, but really, the Titans this year just always seem to make the big plays when they need to, have really minimized the mistakes, and have created their own "luck." I really don't give a crap about 16-0, and I don't think that is really even a possibility. In fact, I'd rather have 'em lose before the end of the year, but hopefully after they've already wrapped up the #1 seed :)

Next up, @ Jacksonville. Always a tough game. I don't care if the Jags are having a "down" year, they always play the Titans tough. Similar to my thoughts about playing the Ravens and Colts earlier this year (and hopefully a similar result). After that, home to the Jets, then on Thanksgiving vs. the Lions. I'd take a 2-1 stretch through those three games, but hopefully the loss doesn't come to the Lions. That would suck. Not only b/c the Lions suck, but b/c it would ruin the Lions chance at a perfect 0-16 season. I'm cheering for that harder than I am for 16-0.

The one potential loss I see coming is vs. the Jets at home in 2 weeks. Not so much because I'm all that impressed with or scared of the Jets (I'm not), but mainly because I'll be attending that game. And if past history is any sign of future results, the Titans will lose because I'm in attendance. This will be the 5th consecutive year Ami and I have made the trip up to Nashville for a game, and so far, I'm 0 for 4:

Loss to the Bears in '04 - lost by a freakin safety in OT. Pathetic;
Loss to the Raiders in '05 - Kerry QB'ed the Raiders in that game;
Loss to the Ravens in '06 - exciting game in VY's first year, but still a loss;
Loss to the Jags in '07 - unmemorable game - I think I was hammered by the 3rd quarter. Could explain the lack of memory...

Loss to the Jets in '08? God I hope not. If that happens, I'm never going to a game again. At least not a home game. The Titans seem to have no problem winning games I go to in KC the last 2 years :)

Enough negativity. With Pittsburgh's loss, the Titans are now up 3 games on the entire AFC with 7 games to go. That's awesome. Even if they just win the games vs. the sucky teams left on their schedule (Browns, Lions, Texans), then they'll be in great shape for a playoff run.

But I'm not looking ahead. I'm just enjoying this season every week for what it is - a freaking amazing experience. Being an NFL fan sucks a lot of the time, so when a special season comes along like this, you've gotta savor every moment. The last one I remember like this was back in '99. God I loved that team (screw you, Kurt Warner). Before that it was the Oilers in '94. That was a great team (screw you, Joe Montana). Luckily for this season, it doesn't look like there are any Missouri teams to get in the way and ruin my fun :)

Go Titans!!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Thursday, October 23, 2008

The Nacho Manifesto



A buddy of mine sent me this link today, and I couldn't agree with it more. It's an article about the slow death of the quality nacho at restaurants, and how to fix it.

While the whole article is quality, "Nacho Commandment #1" really stood out to me, since its been something I've been harping on for years when I go out to eat and someone suggests nachos. Basically, unless someone with me can vouch that I'm not gonna order nachos and get a dish with one single 'cho stuck together with some nasty, hard shredded cheese, I'm not ordering nachos.

For an example, let's take the image above. While at a glance these nachos look mighty tasty, there are two huge problems. First, is the lack of actual quantity of cheese on the nachos. Isn't that the whole point of nachos in the first place - the freakin' cheese!!??! Second, is that these nachos look to have shredded cheese sprinkled on them, and then likely microwaved for about 40 seconds to melt. This technique assures a disappointing nacho experience. And to think, some restaurant actually put that image up on their website as an the best example of their nacho dish.

Well, if working for 5 years at a Mexican restaurant (that followed the exact flawed nacho technique I've outlined above) taught me anything, it was how NOT to make nachos. I am no longer fooled by images such as the one above that often appear on menus and seek to reassure a satisfying nacho experience. I have learned, and am now a better person (and a better nacho-maker) as a result. Thank you, Tres Hombres, thank you...

Unfortunately, most restaurants out there haven't yet learned, and still don't follow the First Nacho Commandment (from the linked article):

"Nacho Commandment #1: Nacho cheese should never, ever be a solid.

This is the most common and basic of errors, but I see it all the time. You should never, ever make nachos with melted shredded cheese. Shredded cheese melts just fine, but it returns to its solid form about halfway between the kitchen and the customer’s table. When you make a man’s nachos with shredded cheese, you doom him to a steaming plate of heartbreak. I mean, come on. That’s something your mom would do when she’s trying to show your teenage friends that she’s The Cool Mom. “Here, honey, I made you and your friends a plate of those nachos you always talk about.” And you eat them because you don’t want to hurt your mom’s feelings, but really, the moment she isn’t looking, you let the dog eat them even though you know it’s going to give him the runs.

Nacho cheese is a sauce, Joe. Yes, I realize that this means it technically isn’t cheese. We don’t care. If the idea of liquid cheese offends you as a chef, then you know, just go back to serving chutney, take nachos off of your menu, and leave us out of it."


Preach on, brother!!!


Lastly, if you want to try a quality nacho dish at a place that definitely follows the First Commandment, and you happen to be in Aurora, MO (I have no idea why you'd be there, but anyway), then stop by Hawgwild BBQ and sample one of their several varieties of 'chos. That place restored my faith in the restaurant nacho....

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

The Titans Are (still) Undefeated...

Oh man, what a game in KC. I was there to witness the destruction of the Chiefs (and their QB's) at Arrowhead, and it was sweet. All I've got to say about that game is....Chris Johnson


The dude is just plain fast, and a pretty darn good RB too. Speed + RB moves = damn near unstoppable. People in the NFL need to start taking wider angles at that guy once he breaks past the first level, b/c he's just making folks look silly. But, it was the Chiefs. Even Lenfatty White took his 6.2 40 and broke an 80 yard-TD run vs. the Chiefs this week. Still, CJ is the real deal, and I like having LenDale for those short yardage situations.

Next up, a huge game vs. the Colts on Monday Night. If the Titans wanna take that next step, they've gotta take down the team that has dominated our division for the last 5 years. We've beat 'em several times over the past few years, and if we do it again, its gonna be b/c of the running game, again. CJ and (gulp) LenDale White are gonna have to tear up that fairly weak Indy run D for us to stay undefeated. While the Colts seem to be down this year, I've got too many memories of them tearing us to shreds in recent years (much like the Ravens matchup a few weeks back) for me to get too confident. I can't wait. I love that we're showcased on Monday Night, but I hate waiting that long for the game.

Let's go Titans!! Keep this train rollin'!!!

Monday, October 13, 2008

The Titans are Undefated...


With the Giants loss tonight, the Titans are the last undefeated team in the NFL. Even as a Titans fan, this is unbelievable!!!

I'll be at Arrowhead cheering my Titans on to victory this weekend - hopefully I'll be a better influence than I was on the MU Tigers football team last Saturday. I know I said Kerry Collins would be the savior and the Super Bowl MVP this year, but now, I'm starting to kinda believe it. Let's Go Titans!!!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Former Astros GM Takes the Tampa Freakin' Rays to the ALCS...


Tampa was in last place last year (hell, they've been in last place most of their existence), but they skyrocketed to 1st in the AL East this year - over the Yanks and Red Sox, thank god - and are now in the ALCS, a step away from the World Series. Their perfect blend of young talent and veterans really is coming together this year, and it was all put together mainly by Gerry Hunsicker (I think he's a VP for the Rays), the former GM of the Astros, who put together our NLCS squad of 2004 and World Series squad of 2005.

Kudos to Drayton McLane (the Astros owner) for letting him go - your 2 subsequent GM's, Tim Purpura and Ed freakin' Wade have succeeded in making us a below-average-to-mediocre team the last 3 years (at best), with very little in the way of young talent to look forward to in the coming years. Good thing you got rid of the guy who had a hand in the Astros best years in their mostly tortured history (1996-2005). Brilliant.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Bill Rowe leaves as MSU Athletic Director...who's the successor?

In response to Justin's post (which was probably pure speculation, but I'll respond anyway) - Cheryl Burnett's not really an option for the AD, is she? That can't be true. She basically fell out the bottom of the coaching landscape, and is now a "consultant" for a woman's basketball program - a promotion to AD seems a huge jump.

I really don't know anything about picking an Athletic Director, or what good options there are out there. All I know is that I had Bill Rowe's wife was my 10th grade English teacher, and she was mean. Thus, if Bill Rowe was a good AD, then I think our next AD should have a wife who's a mean English teacher too. That's logical, right?

Thank god a hot teaching assistant from Evangel taught our class for like 1/3 of the year. I'll never forget you, hot-blonde-teacher-who's-name-I-can't-remember-now...

Hopefully this is the last time I mention Cheryl Burnett, Nyla Milleson (she was my 9th grade P.E. teacher - she hated me...) or anything related to the Lady Bears in my blog. Its not like I hate the Lady Bears, but women's college basketball? Eh, not my thing.

Monday, September 29, 2008

MLB Season is over

And the Astros did surprisingly well, at least in my opinion. I didn't have very high expectations this year, especially after seeing some of the Ed Wade moves, but the Astros exceeded most of 'em. Now whether Ed Wade's moves leave our farm system debilitated for years to come and ultimately kill our talent on the big league club is still to be seen (I've seen it, and the answer is "yes"), but at least this year, they played some pretty good, scrappy baseball.

Final Standings (the only ones that matter, anyway):

Houston Astros 86 75 .534








St. Louis Cardinals 86 76 .531




That's right, Cards fans, we beat your asses this year. The numbers don't lie. We were obviously the more superior team this season. Better luck next year...

Sunday, September 28, 2008

NFL Update - 1/4 of the way through the season...

....and like I said weeks ago, the Titans are good - REALLY good. 4-0, Undeafeated good. And damn does it feel good.

Next up, at Baltimore next week. These teams have a nasty history, and both have smashmouth defenses. Should be a physical slugfest, and could be an ugly game. I think the Titans have the edge on offense though, but I'm not predicting anything, b/c I hate playing the Ravens. I'll just savor 4-0 for now, and sweat next week's game out like I always do.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

How to Get a Girl

One of the cooler, funnier, more creative youtube vids I've seen in a while. Stick figure violence rules. Enjoy.

Friday, September 19, 2008

My Room Smells Like Betrayal

Excuse me, Mr. Pickle - Why are you, Clint and Justin getting the full blog post treatment on MRSLP, while this blog is limited to like 6 lines? Is it because I'm Polish? Did I do something to piss off "the family"? Was it all the cracks about the Chiefs? Sorry man, didn't know you were so sensitive. Just b/c your QB like to get down with skeletons doesn't mean you have to take it out on me. At least he hasn't become depressed and quit on the team, like our (ex)QB.

I could understand if it was Justin acting like this towards me - he can't help it with his German ancestry. But all I ask is equal treatment for me and the people of my kind...

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Movies I've Seen Recently Deserving of the Official Martin Seal of Approval(TM)

I've been watching a lot of movies lately at home during my free time. My love for seeing movies has been rejuvinated by the overwhelming amount of High-Def movie channels that DirecTV offers nowadays. Being an HD snob, these are about the only movies I watch, and its allowed me to catch up on several old movies that I've missed for one reason or another. HDNet Movies is a great channel, and it offers a ton of new (old) movies seemingly every week. There's also the standard HDNet channel, which I used to only watch for Arrested Development, but they throw movies in there occasionally too. Same w/ Universal HD. Then there's the usual HBO/Cinemax/Starz/Showtime, and they've been showing just about 100% of their movies in HD now. It's heaven.

I've also been watching several movies by streaming them from my computer to the TV via my PS3, which is awesome. Several of these movies haven't been released yet on DVD or cable, but I've been able to get a "sneak peek." Don't ask how.

My buddy Justin Meyer has this thing he likes to call the Official Justin Meyer Seal of Approval. We know that when he affixes this Seal to something, we're in good shape - whether its appoving the theme of an MVC weekend or a restaurant to eat at, if its got the Official Justin Meyer Seal, you know its quality.

While I will give credit where credit is due, this being the internet, I'm going to steal (borrow) this idea from him in making my movie selections. Like Justin, I won't be handing these things out willy-nilly...it will be an honor to be selected, and I only hope that one day the Official Martin Seal of Approval (OMSA) will gain a reputation comprable to the OJMSA, such that friends and consumers alike will know that if its got an OMSA on it, you know its not just good, it's good enough....



Hopefully soon I'll have an offical logo that itself gets the Official Martin Seal of Approval, but I don't yet. Perhaps, Mr. Lowrance - you can help me with that?

Anyway, on to the OMSA's. This is by no means comprehensive, and only applies to movies I've seen in the last month or so (but I've seen a lot in that month), and I'll try to include some movies that you may have missed or that slipped under many people's radar. In no particular order, other than the order I can remember, which probably means I've seen them most recently:

Gone Baby Gone - Casey Affleck stars, Ben Affleck directed. Luckily, Ben Affleck doesn't star in the movie, which helps. Excellent cast - Morgan Freeman, Ed Harris, Amy Ryan, and Sgt. Taggert from the Beverly Hills Cop movies. I don't know how, but Casey Affleck is becoming a hell of an actor. And when Ben Affleck sticks to things he knows (i.e. Boston, like in this movie and Good Will Hunting), good things happen.

Into the Wild - Emile Hirsch, nuff said. This guy is awesome - I've liked just about everything he's been in, and he's been awesome in just about all of those movies. Some people may think it slow. I think it amazing. Plus this guy reminds me of my buddy T Nelson from high school. Apparently directed by Sean Penn, a fact I didn't know til just this second when I linked to the IMDB page.

You Don't Mess With the Zohan - Adam Sandler. Let's get to the lighter side - I loved this movie. When Sandler goes over the top with his character, its definately risky, and can suck (see, e.g. Little Nicky), but here, it works. Something about that Isreali character he plays - the accent, the bad-assness, the silky smooth - gets me cracking up every time. I didn't love it at first, but the 2nd and 3rd times I watched it, it had me rollin and quoting the lines more and more. Which brings me to...

Nacho Libre - Jack Black. Directed by the guy who did Napoleon Dynamite. Its almost unfair to put one of JB's movies on the list, b/c this guy could just look at the camera for 5 minutes w/ a blank expression and I'd be rolling. Not a new movie, so I'm kinda cheating here, but since I've seen it again recently, I'll add it to the list. Like Zohan, I didn't love this at first, but I can't get enough of it now. That over the top spanish accent got to where I would laugh at about everything he said throughout the duration of the flick. So many great lines, that you just have to see/hear (over and over preferably) to appreciate.

The Mist - based on a Stephen King short story from way back (one of my favorite authors), and directed by the guy who did Shawshank (an ultimate classic which is the embodiment of everything the OMSA stands for, but not included on this list of "recently seen" movies). This movies stars mainly a bunch of B list actors, and has that kinda B movie feel, with A movie production/direction. I thought it stuck pretty damn close to the short story (which was a good thing since that story was flippin' sweet), with one major difference - the ending. The last 2-3 mintues of the movie are HUGELY different than the book, and instantly vaulted this movie up a notch in my rankings. Its not all about the ending though - the movie is intense and (slightly) scary throughout - in an anticipatory way, not "in your face", which I think makes a better scary movie/thriller.

The Dark Knight/Iron Man - OK, let me explain. These were both hugely popular this summer, and both widely acclaimed, so they're unlike many of the movies I've listed above. I liked both of these movies. Hell, I liked em a lot. Both were excellent. But when you go into The Dark Knight during the 2nd weekend its out, after hearing nonstop how a freakin awesome movie it was, one of the best of all time, best comic book movie ever hands down, etc., that's a lot to live up to. Nearly unmeetable expectations, and in fact, it didn't get there, in my opinion. Still a great movie. Heath Ledger stole every scene he was in - he lived up to everything I heard leading up to the movie. The rest of the movie was good, but it was still a comic book movie, and some of it was still very formulaic. In fact, I think I probably liked Spider-Man the 1st time I saw it better than I liked the Dark Knight the 1st time, so I'm not even sure its the best comic book movie out there.
Keep in mind, I really liked this movie, but we're talking the OMSA here - almost, but not quite. But since this is the Official "Martin" Seal of Approval here, and I can do what I want, I'm gonna combine the Dark Knight w/ Iron Man, and give them 1 OMSA to share. See them in a double feature. Both are really good, and at the end of the evening, you'll definately have that OMSA-like feeling...


OK, that's it, that's all I got for now. If I can think of some more, I'll add them in later posts. And watch out for future movies/games/tv shows/songs/people/places/ideas/theorems, etc. which will be awarded the Official Martin Seal of Approval(TM)(est. 9/18/08) - a brand that's trusted worldwide.

My Room Smells Like Betrayal

Excuse me, Mr. Pickle - Why are you, Clint and Justin getting the full blog post treatment on MRSLP, while this blog is limited to like 6 lines? Is it because I'm Polish? Did I do something to piss off "the family"? Was it all the cracks about the Chiefs? Sorry man, didn't know you were so sensitive. Just b/c your QB like to get down with skeletons doesn't mean you have to take it out on me. At least he hasn't become depressed and quit on the team, like our (ex)QB.

I could understand if this was Justin - he can't help it with his German ancestry. But all I ask is equal treatment for me and the people of my kind...

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Could it happen?

The Astros have won 12 of 13, and are now only 4 games back of the Wild Card spot (0.5 games behind the Cardinals, by the way). I have no idea how they're doing it either. First Carlos Lee, our most consistent player this year, going down in early August. Then our starting pitchers (aside from Oswalt) start dropping like flies w/ nagging injuries. Then Ty Wigginton, who has been on a tear since Carlos Lee went down (12 HR's, 30+ RBI last month), is now out for 10+ days. Yet they keep winning.

In fact, two nights ago, a minor leaguer they had just called up and who was filling in for Wiggy hit the HR that won the game. Mark Saccamanno (no relation to Bob, Jay Reimenshnieder, Gomez, or any other of Kramer's friends for that matter) is winning games for us now? I'm speechless. I'm without speech. If the Astros make the playoffs, I'll be as blown away as anyone. Blown away, George. Blow-ow-ow-ownnnnn away...

Monday, September 8, 2008

The Tennesse Titans are good. Really Good. Seriously....



The best NFL team people refuse to believe is any good...the Titans

Despite an 8-8 record in 2006, and a 10-6 record last year w/ a playoff appearance, for whatever reason, people refuse to recognize the Titans as a team that is any good. I would bet that in any preseason publication or article anyone read, any radio or TV preseason prognostication, they picked the Titans to finish 3rd or last in their division (behind the Texans, a team we haven't lost to in 4 years!). Where is the love?

I open my ESPN the Magazine last week, and see that no less than 2 of their "experts" picked the Jacksonville Jaguars to go to the Super Bowl (they also picked the Titans to finish last in the division, but I digress). So, the Titans go out today and pretty much shut down the Jags, a game we could've won by 3 TD's if Vince hadn't played like dogshit. After the game I'm flipping around the tube, CBS, Fox, NBC, ESPN post-game shows, looking for any love given to the Titans for smacking down the "mighty" Jaguars, and I get nothing. I get more news about our shitty QB's injury than I do analysis of a game where the Titans defense let the Jaguars do absolutely nothing on offense, and where the Jaguars only scored a TD when Vince gifted an INT to them, giving them the ball inside the 20.

If the Jaguars are supposed to be so good, doesn't the fact that we beat their asses today mean that the Titans are pretty damn good too? Also, the Titans have played extremely tough against the perrenial Super Bowl favorite Colts the last 2 years, and we beat them in each of the last two years. The Titans can play with and beat the Big Boys, no question. If we can beat "Super Bowl" teams in that way, why aren't we considered a Super Bowl contender too? But outside of me, have you ever heard the words "super bowl" and the "Titans" uttered in the same sentence this year? Hell no.

Perhaps its the lack of "flash" on the team. The Titans don't put up great offensive numbers, and don't really have that one star player on offense that people wanna see. Well, maybe Vince Young was, his 1st year, when he actually used his athletic ability to help us win and didn't try to become a "pocket passer." But apparently for VY, based on watching all 16 games last year and week 1 today, those days are long gone. Damn shame.

But for Christ's sake, this team is good - really good! Seriously. I'd venture to say that the Titans Defense is as good as any team in the league. Vikings, Bears, Chargers - I'd put them up against those defenses any day. And the fact that they so often have to clean up the mess our pathetic QB so often leaves behind (i.e. INT's thrown deep in our own teritory, inoppurtune fumbles, countless 3 and outs, etc) and still manages to shut people down, shows just how good they are. And their Offensive Line just pushes people around all day long. If you can make Lendale White look good (1100 yards, 7TD's last year), then you know you've got something special. The only real glaring weaknesses in this squad is our QB and our WR. I'll grant you that those are two fairly major positions in football, but a great defense and a great offensive line will always give you a chance to win in the NFL.

And oh yeah, maybe we've found our "flashy" offensive star this year in the draft in the form of Running Back Chris Johnson, our 1st round pick our of East Carolina (of the shocking Va Tech and West Virginia wins this year). This dude could be a star. Like this year. Like now. He runs a 4.24 40 yard dash, but he's not just a sprinter, he looks like a good NFL RB. I have a feeling he'll compile a nice NFL highlight reel in no time, but for now, this is what 4.24 looked like when he played at ECU. This guy can play in the NFL. He played great today, showing bursts that looked Peterson-esque at times, en route to over 120 total yards and a TD (over 6 yards per carry too).

If Vince Young can rediscover what made him a good, winning QB in the first place, this team could be very dangerous this year. And if he doesn't, ah well. Kerry Collins, even if he is old, runs this offense better than VY right now anyway. This team, unlike most NFL teams, does not live or die w/ the QB - their Defense and Running game is what makes them good. If Vince can rediscover that magic, that'd be great, but if not, the Titans are still a playoff team. With some solid QB play (either VY or Kerry Collins), they are a Super Bowl team.

No, I'm not crazy...

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Astros like Sweeps

In the last week, my Astros, who I've had an embattled relationship with this season, warmed my heart with back-to-back butt whoopins of our most hated division rivals. First, we took 3 straight from the Cardinals, then we went to Wrigley, home of the 1st place, best-record-in-the-NL Cubs, and swept them 3 straight. Damn it feels good. I don't know how they're doing it, but they've won 8 in a row now, and are only 1 game back of the Cardinals, and only 6 or so games back of the Wild Card in the NL. It's still a longshot to make the playoffs, but it feels good to see them playing so well at the end of the year after struggling through the middle of the season.

In other news, my favorite football player, Dimitar Berbatov, went to the dark side and signed w/ Manchester United. That's like Lance Berkman signing w/ the Yankees, or Chase Daniel transferring to KU - basically, a betrayal. I don't want to talk about it. Dimitar, you're dead to me now. I started liking Tottenham partly because I so liked watching you play, and now I'm committed - I'm not gonna abandon them now like you did. Freakin' traitor. Go Spurs!!

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Who else can't wait for Football Season to start?????

Nope, this isn't the same as the last post I made - don't you see the extra question marks in the title?

But I'm talking about another type of football - I'm talking FUTBOL!!!! (Ok, I'm talking soccer...)



The English Premier League kicks off the season this weekend w/ a full slate of matches. I love watching soccer. Well, I love watching quality soccer, i.e., no MLS. If you have a chance, and you get the Fox Soccer Channel or Setanta Sports, flip on over this weekend and take in the first weekend of matches. Here's the lineup. No real great matchups, but Liverpool is always fun to watch. Same with the always powerful Manchester United. Along w/ Chelsea, they're basically the Yankees and RedSox of the EPL (obscene spending, constant attention), and I've grown to hate them as much...

My squad, Tottenham Hotspur, if coming off of a fairly disappointing season, but there were glimmers of hope in the 2nd half of the year, after they canned their manager and brought in Juande Ramos (the savior!) to salvage the season and get it back on track. We actually won the Carling Cup (a somewhat prestigious in-season tournament involving other English League teams). While they got rid of their top scorer from last year, Robbie Keane, they still have my boy, the electric and silky-smooth Dimitar Berbatov. Rumor has it that he wanted to go to ManU in the offseason, which pisses me off, but I'm gonna enjoy him playing for us while he's still here. Although I can't blame him for wanting to experience some more success with his level of talent. If Tottenham (I'll call them the "Spurs" on occasion) get off to a bad start, I wouldn't hate him (too much) if he pushes for a move to ManU in the January transfer window (aside from the offseason, the January transfer window is the only time teams can make moves during the season). But we've got a solid sqaud overall, great forwards in Berbatov and Darren Bent (even though some people think he's overrated, Bent's still got skillz - with a "z"), a plethora of exciting and talented midfielders, and a decent back line of defense. Defense is what killed us last year. We scored as many goals as the top clubs, but gave up just as many, thus the 1tth place finish (out of 20 teams).

As far as predictions go, you have to first understand something about the Premier League. Over the past several years, there's been the big four, and then everybody else. The big four - ManU, Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal - have finished in the top 4 of the league for several years running. They all have a bunch of talent, and they all spend a bunch of money. To say that another team will finish in the top 4 of the league is pretty much a long shot. Before Tottenham's 11th place finish last year, they finished just outside the top 4 for two straight years (5th in 2005 and 2006). Now I'm not saying that Tottenham will break into the top 4 this year, but if Berbatov stays and the defense get a bit better, with the plethora of new talent we brought in at the end of last year and in the offseason, and w/ Juande Ramos having a full season for his team to gel, I like the Spurs chances. At least they'll be one of the most exciting teams to watch, as they have been for the past 3 years (which is why I started liking them in the first place).

So if you've got some extra time this weekend, flip on over to Fox Soccer Channel and take in a bit of a match. It's not like there's anything else on between 9am and 2pm on Saturdays, so give it a shot. Maybe you'll grow to love it like I have over the past several seasons. But if not, I won't hate ya for it....

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Who else can't wait for Football season to start?

I could also title this post "Ed Wade Can Go Straight to Hell, part 2," but I figured I'd go with a more positive note.

I'm so tired of watching the Astros constantly lose and underachieve. Ed "dickface" Wade made all these moves in the offseason trading away our young talent for a bunch of guys that were supposed to help us win now. Tejada. Valverde. Bourn. Matsui. A completely revamped bullpen. Problem is, almost everybody on the team (with the exception of Berkman, Lee and maybe Tejada) has greatly UNDERachieved and been a huge disappointment. So, dickface's gamble didn't pay off this year - no biggie. It's not as if dickface mortgaged our next 2-3 years of young talent to assemble this piece of shit team. Oh wait, that's EXACTLY what he did.

I'll keep watching and cheering for my 'Stros, cause they're my team, and I like torturing myself, but I just know that this team is gonna be really bad for the next several years. Damn shame.


So, like I said, who's ready for some football?























Mizzou and Illinois kick off the season in just over a month, and the NFL season is only about 6 weeks away. I can't wait!!

My NFL team, the Titans, are like the exact opposite of the Astros. The Titans management and coaching is awesome (see: Jeff Fisher); the Astros managment sucks (see, e.g. my last 2 blog posts). The Titans roster is filled with mainly with a bunch of no name young guys; the Astros are filled with a bunch of older guys (remember, we traded all of our young talent away!). The Astros are a bunch of horrendous underachievers; whereas nobody expected anything out of the Titans the last two seasons, and they pulled off 9-7 and 10-6 records with a bunch of OVERachievers. The Titans are strong and play as a team; the Astros players like to fight with their GM.

Vince Young. Albert Haynesworth. Kyle Vandenbosch. Alge Crumpler. Titans v. Chiefs Week 7. Chase Daniel. Jeremy Maclin. Chase Coffman. Mizzou vs. Kansas @ Arrowhead. Faurot Field. Tailgating. AHHHHHHHHH......I can't wait for football season to start!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Ed Wade Can Go Straight to Hell...


I'm too frustrated/angry/tired/busy to expound on this too much now, but that dude with the evil little smile in the picture there is Astros GM Ed Wade. And he's a bitch.

Under his brief period of inept control, he has ruined my beloved Astros, not just for this year, but for many years to come. He sucks. Sad thing is, there were plenty of people out there who already knew he sucked before we hired him, and we still gave that douche-sack control of our team.

I'll expand on this further later on, but right now, I just wanted to express the constant feeling of sick-to-my-stomach-ness I get when I think about the stupid moves this asshole made over the past 6 months (and former GM Purpura's 2 year reign before that was pretty damn awful as well), and how its going to put my Astros in the hole for the forseeable future.

Also, he likes to pick fights with Astros pitchers. God, what a disaster.

Dear Ed Wade:




Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Mmmmm, Beer....



Do you like beer? How would you like to have free beer for life? Well then, if you have any soccer skill whatsoever, I'd suggest you take a quick jaunt over to Austria and see if you can walk onto the national squad for their last 2 games.

You talk about motivation. I predict a 10 goal outburst from the Austrians during their remaining games. Acutally, the Austrian team isn't that good, but hell, now the players have absolutely NO excuse not to score in the next two games.

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Euro 2008

I'm not sure how many people actually care about Euro 2008 here in the US (or even know what it is), but I'm lovin' it. For the first time ever, all the games are going to be broadcast on ESPN, in glorious high-def, so we here in the US can see it.

The Euro championship is basically a tournament just like the World Cup, except only national teams from Europe are eligible to participate. That covers just about every elite team in international soccer, save for Brazil & Argentina. It is basically the most prestigious tournament outside of the World Cup, and it only happens once every 4 years. Only 16 teams (4 groups of 4 teams) qualify for the group stage, which is what started on Saturday. I'm watching the Croatia-Austria match as I'm typing this, but I'm really looking forward to the next game involving the always powerful Germans vs. the team I'll be pulling for, the team of my motherland, Poland.

The favorites in this tournament are the usual suspects - Italy, Germany, France, Spain, Portugal and the Netherlands. I'm not gonna pretend to be an expert as to all of the teams in the tournament, though I've been following both club and international soccer pretty seriously for going on 4 years now. It's tough to follow it too closely here in the states, as none of the mainstream sports media really covers it, so you have to seek it out most of the time, through subscribing to Fox Soccer Channel, and GolTV, which show English and Spanish club soccer during the year. It's just nice to have all the games on ESPN this time around. Anyways, if you wanna read more about Euro 2008 itself, inlcuding an analysis of all the teams, I found a good summary here.

Unlike most of my friends and people I know, I love watching soccer. My dad loved playing and watching soccer, and always tried to get me interested in it. I would oblige and watch the World Cup here and there, but really, it didn't hold my interest. I first really started following it after I got a soccer game for my PS2 (Winning Eleven 7), and I got to know the names of all the teams and players. After that, I really liked watching the games on TV, because I was just more familiar with the game itself, and I knew the players and teams. Now I'm addicted to watching the English Premier League on Saturdays, and try to get in as much International soccer as I can. I do not watch the MLS. I guess it has gotten better over the years and I want it to succeed, but really the difference between watching the MLS and watching a class league like the EPL or Spain's La Liga, is like the difference between watching a high school football game and the NFL. No comparison.

Unlike most US soccer fans, I have no delusions of soccer becoming the "next big thing" here in the US. Sure the MLS has gotten bigger, but its still a 2nd or 3rd class sports league (yes, even with Beckham...). But I do think soccer is slowly and incrementally inching its way into America, and is slowly getting more and more exposure here. It will never be as big as the NFL, MLB, NBA, or even the NHL here in the US, but that's fine. It doesn't really make any difference to me if it does, b/c I'll enjoy watching it and following it either way. I'm also not trying to convert anybody into a soccer fan, but don't be surprised if you come over ot my house and I'm watching it, and then force you to watch a highlight of an awesome finish or an awesome goal from a game I have saved on my DVR....

Anyways, I hope you guys just give it a chance and watch some Euro 2008 on ESPN this month. It should be pretty good.

I will end this soccer-themed entry with a compilation of goals from my favorite player, Dimitar Berbatov, from my favorite club team, Tottenham Hotspur (located in North London). He's right below Berkman in my pecking order of man-crushes. The guy is just silky smooth on the field (the "pitch") and is just a cold-blooded finisher. Note: unless you really like techno dance music, just go ahead and mute it. I don't know why, but it seems like every goal compilation on YouTube is accompanied by some terrible techno music. I don't get it. Must be a European thing.



Friday, June 6, 2008

Karma and the Astros


It seemed like when I was posting about him, the Astros were doing well. When I went away, they cooled off. So, to not upset karma too much, here's my daily Lance Berkman photo+post. Notice the Puma-esque agility & quickness in the field.


I'll leave you with one of my favorite Berkman quotes of all time:

"In Baltimore last year I forgot how many outs there were and ran off the field. I got to the line, and I was like, Oh, my gosh, nobody's running off (the field). I immediately went to the fake knee injury. The trainer came running out and was like, 'Are you O.K.?' And I said, 'Yeah, I just forgot how many outs there were.' That was right after I came back from my knee surgery so I had a built in excuse." -- Sports Illustrated, April 2006

Attn: Nintendo DS owners



(NOTE: This headline was not just a gratuitous excuse to post a pic of Carrie Underwood - She actually is a DS Owner...)

Ok, so I know these 3 posts in rapid succession don't really make up for not posting in like 3 weeks, but hey, its my lunch hour and I'm bored.

Anyways, if you own a Nintendo DS, you really should own a R4 card (or similar type card) for it. It is truly a great invention, and for the uninformed, I'll show you guys how to get one, how to utilize it, and what it does for ya. I've done this via email for a few friends in the past, so I figured I'd just do a blog entry here so I can refer people to it in the future.

Alright, I'll try to explain this as simply as possible: Do you like playing games on your DS? Would you like to have more games to play, but don't want to pay that pesky $19.99-$39.99 for each game that Nintendo is currently charging? Would you like to have access to almost the entire library of Nintendo DS titles (plus some old school NES games) and spend a total of about 60 bucks? OK, then you will love the R4 card.


Esentially, the R4 card is an SD card that goes into the game slot of your DS. It looks just like any other game cartridge, and fits in there like any other game. You can buy one on the cheap from here. You will also need a microSD card to store the games on. You can get cheap ones from here (I got a 2GB one).


Alright, now all you have to do is decide what games you wanna put on that bad boy. You can look at this site for a list of compatible games. About 98% of all DS games are compatible (the ones highlighted in green), and they are listed in that site by release date. The ones with the (U) are the US version of the games, (J) are the Japanese games, and (E) are the European games - all 3 will work with the card, but unless you are fluent in japanese, you may want to pick the US versions.


So how do you find the games? Go to this site, and search for the game you want. You will note that they are organized and ordered on that site in the same way they are listed on the wiki compatibility list I linked to above, so they are easy to find. Once you find the game or "ROM" (the name for the file you will be downloading), then click on it, download it, and unzip the file onto your computer. Search for the file that has an ".nds" extension, as that is the only file you actually need to put on your R4 card (for example: Newsupermariobros(U).nds). You can delete all the other junk that's included in the .zip file.

Now its just a matter of putting those downloaded ROMs (the files with the .nds extension) onto your R4 card. You do that by copying them onto your microSD card. Just plug the microSD card into the USB adapter that came with your R4, plug it into the USB port of your computer (it should appear as just another "storage device" on your My Computer screen), create a folder to put your games (i.e. "NDS games"), then copy your ROMs into that folder. That's it.

Then slide the microSD card into the little slot on top of your R4, put the R4 into your Nintendo DS, turn it on (it should boot up to a different screen than usual), select the game you want to play, and voila!!!!!! Enjoy!!!

You can also put mp3 music files on the R4 card that will play on your DS, and you can download a Nintendo "emulator" that will play old school Nintendo games. More instructions on how to do that in a later post, or you can email me.

Congrats, you're now an R4 user!!!

C V C II

CVC II - June 14, 2008.




If you don't know, you betta' acks somebody!!!

Astros Update


So, I haven't posted for awhile, because I've been to busy/lazy/apathetic/pick an excuse.

However, to update on the Astros, they continued to do pretty well for a few games after my last post, then the hitting went away. After a great Game 1 vs. the Cardinals to start a long road trip 2 weeks back, they pretty much went in the tank and lost 8 of the next 9 games. Berkman's still doing well, but the offense is anemic overall. Scored more than 3 runs exactly ZERO times in the last 8 games.

It's been maddeningly frustrating, and I've had to utilize the handy Stress Reducer pictured above far too much recently.

Start a series vs. the Cards in Houston tonight. I'm expecting the Cards to win the series 2-1 (again....). Prove me wrong, fellas!!

More updates to come....

Friday, May 16, 2008

El Grande Puma. Esta Bien. Esta muy Bien.

So I leave work last night to go play some raquetball, and my Astros are down 7-3. They started off the game down 6-0. I think, no biggie, this good run has to end sometime. So I get home from working out, and rewind my DVR (it was still tuned to FSN Houston from the game on Wednesday night), just to see how bad the 'stros lost.

Unbelievable.

No freakin' way. Down 7-3, in the 8th, Lee hits a HR. BOOM! . Now still down 7-4 in the 8th inning, a dropped 3rd strike gives the Astros 2 guys on base. Darren Erstad pinch hits. BAM! - 3-run HR! That ball never got 2 feet higher than the wall it cleared. All tied up. Unbelievable.

Then, top of the 9th inning, game still tied, who's the first guy to come up to bat for the Astros? You guessed it, the Puma. First pitch - KABLAMMO!!! (yes, i've resorted to using sound effects from the old 60's Batman TV show - so?). Berkman's splash HR gives the Astros an 8-7 lead, completing the comeback from down 6-0. Valverde slams the door shut in the bottom of the 9th. Astros just keep rolling.

The Astros are doing good. Reeeeeallly Good. Berkman is doing awesome. It's the best. I love it!They've won 11 of 13 now, most of it on a long, long road trip. It's fantastic!



Thursday, May 15, 2008

Berkman, Astros, continue rolling with 10th win in 12 games....


Didn't that headline sound like it came from a newspaper or something?

Anyways, I have no intention of turning this into an Astros-only update blog, but I did watch the game last night, after creating my tribute post to Lance Berkman only a few hours before, and what does Lance do in the 1st inning? POW!!! 2-run homer batting right handed (his supposedly "weaker" side). Just tattooed it. Why are people still pitching to him?

Pitchers gotta start giving him the Barry treatment until he cools down, or else the Big Puma will make them pay. He's on a historic run the past 10 days - 2 weeks. I keep hearing comments during the TV broadcasts about him doing stuff that hasn't been done in the expansion era (since 1962), and how he's only the 2nd or 3rd guy in the last 50 years to do this or that. He's batting .587 over the past 2 weeks. At one point he had something like 16 hits in his past 20 at bats, and went 18 for 24 at one point (that's a .750 average, math majors). Stuff like that is tough to do in a video game w/ the settings on "rookie". Dude is just rolling.

So, Berkman's mammoth shot, his 14thHR and 40th RBI so far this season (he's only played 40 games) - Puts us up 3-0 right off the bat...Giants came back to tie it, but we ended up taking the lead late (again...this has been a habit of the Astros this year, taking the lead late, coming back in the late innings.....I like it) on a Tejada single, and, of all things, a Brad Ausmus 2-run job in the 7th. And he crushed it. No doubter. He can do that when he gets ahold of one ( about every 2 years or so).

And for those who thought that maybe my last post was a little too scary/obsessive about the Puma, at least I haven't taken it this far. Of course, I would have, but I don't have much video/photoshop experience...







Wednesday, May 14, 2008

An introduction to my Houston Astros and Lance Berkman obsession...

In case you didn't know, I really love this man (as much as one heterosexual man can love another).

I mean, look at him. Flipping his glove on the field as if he didn't have a care in the world. "I'm the best player on one of the more successful teams of the past dozen or so years - ho hum." That's how he plays baseball too - effortlessly. And it looks like he's having a blast doing it too.

Lance has got to be one of the most talkative guys in the league. If you ever watch an Astros game, just notice what happens when an opposing player gets to 1st base. My boy just talks his ear off. If Lance isn't talking to someone while he's on the field, then its a pretty safe bet that the other player is either (a) a dick, or (b) doesn't speak English. That's just the way he is, all the time. Whether its a pressure situation, or just the top of the 1st inning - always even keel. That's one of the many reasons I love the guy (as a ballplayer, of course).

Anyhow, I'm sure that several of my coming blog entries will further detail many aspects of Lance Berkman and/or the Astros, including, but not limited to: how great a player he is, how underrated he is, how he never gets the attention appropriate for a player of his caliber, how he is better than Albert Pujols (yes, I went there), how I met/stalked him in Chicago once, etc..... But I just wanted to give a brief intro of my boy, and profess my like/love for him early on - get it all out on the table up front, just so there's no confusion and no mixed messages - I love him (not in "that" way....not really). It's just, well, hard to explain. Perhaps its best that I explain it like all normal heterosexual men express themselves - in song!!!!!










Clear now? Good. Just guy love between two guys, that's all...(actually, its kinda one-sided, but you get the point). And now to leave you with an image that got me all excited while I searched for Lance Berkman images on Google....enjoy. (Again, not gay, not that there's anything wrong with that...)






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